I just found out I might have a five year old kid and just dropped off a paternity test with his mom so she can swab his cheek and send it in. I probably could have worded it better, but might as well rip off the bandaid, right? I press send and wait for a response, yet suddenly the group chat goes silent. It’s literally fucking crickets in there. And then my brother decides to chime in. Caleb Well, that’s one way to drop a bomb like that. Rowan I have so many questions. Nash Holy shit, Ford.
