‘When do you think you won’t be fat?’ ‘I beg your pardon?’ ‘When do you think you won’t be fat?’ This is the most depressing question I’ve ever been asked. ‘I don’t know.’ ‘I hope you’re not fat soon.’ ‘Well, thanks for that.’ ‘I really want you and Shane to win.’ ‘I’m married to Greg.’ ‘Oh, I thought you were Shane’s wife.’ ‘No. I’m married to Greg.’ ‘Oh. Well, I don’t really like you two, to be honest.’ ‘Really? Your dog has a stupid name and it looks like a toilet brush. Goodbye.’
Lol that’s a retort XD
