“Whoa, are you chatting to a girl?” He slaps a palm to his chest and turns around. “Oh my god, Josie. You scared the crap out of me.” Two beady, green eyes appear at the bottom of my screen. “Hello, Alex’s girlfriend, I’m Josie.” Alex glares at the little girl. “She’s not…we’re not…what are you even doing up?” “I was too excited for my birthday.”
