“Ophelia, you’re too beautiful a woman for that blurry webcam. It’s not fair on me. It doesn’t do you justice.” I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t swooning. The two women inside me have abandoned their constant fighting. They’re on the same team now, bent over with their joggers down. “And the headphones?” “You try untangling those stupid earbuds and you’re in a bad mood for the next four hours. For the sake of my balls, use these.”
