Two Necromancers, a Bureaucrat, and an Elf (The Unconventional Heroes, #1)

by L.G. Estrella

It would take Timmy weeks to track down another unicorn spleen.

A dozen zombies shambled into the room. Timmy had never been big on outfitting his zombies, but Katie liked to colour coordinate the ones she used frequently. This lot were all wearing matching pink and purple jackets. It made his eyes bleed.

“Do you want me to get the human paper?” Katie asked. She gave her shadows a good shake to dislodge the last of the muck before letting them vanish. Timmy shook his head. “We’re trying to win them over, Katie, not freak them out.