Two Necromancers, a Bureaucrat, and an Elf (The Unconventional Heroes, #1)

by L.G. Estrella

His master had also had a disturbing tendency to rant about his unmatched masculinity, which had led Timmy to wonder if maybe – just maybe – the giant sword had been less about killing disobedient zombies and more about compensating for something.

“Not zombie rats, ninja rats. They live here, and they’ve been told to keep an eye on you. So if you see any rodents running around with swords, maces, bows, or any other weapons, relax. They’re here to keep you safe.”