Merry Me
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“Why can’t I stop thinking about you? Tell me when this is supposed to leave my system, Natalie, because fuck knows I’ve tried.”
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No one had ever kissed me like they were both worshiping me and punishing themselves at the same time.
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“Brian, are you drunk?”
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“This is a new kink I’m discovering, so bear with me as I come to grips with the fact that I am apparently…into Santa Claus.”
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“That must’ve been drunk me,”
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“She’s a bit of a romantic and can’t be trusted. Honestly, she’s embarrassing.”
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And sometimes, just sometimes, you don’t have to have the right words. You just have to stay.
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and I wondered how the hell you’re supposed to love someone when you don’t even know how to trust that they’ll stay.
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Marry Me, Easton!
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And me, about to completely ruin your life in the best way.”
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“Sometimes I forget how much you’ve got going on down there until it tries to introduce itself.”
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“I married the love of my life this year,” he finished. “And this film is for her.”
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swear on Ari Lancaster’s ass,” I muttered. “If I black out during your Oscar-winning scene because you’re playing the piano on my thighs, I’m going to murder you.”