“You know, one time, in my youth, I had a terrible crush on this sow. She was fluffy, and cute, and had this amazing stripe down her tail. I was sure we were going to mate for life. Turned out she was a skunk, and since I had a nose, it didn’t work out.” He shrugged. “It was a bad time, I was heartbroken, but that didn’t stop me from getting out there and trying again.”
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