My Ex's Roommates

by Rebel Bloom

Harper twisted her head around and spotted Casey. She shoved her way out of my arms, wobbled on her heels, and then she and Casey threw themselves into each other’s arms like they hadn’t seen each other in years. “Case! Where’d you go? You were there and then you weren’t there. Did you find a hot guy? More than one hot guy? I’ve got real world experience that I can add to your chart of positions now.” Casey’s eyes widened. “Oh, my god! We could create an e-book of positions for multiple party sex! Like the kama sutra! We could write the new kama sutra! The…karma slutra?” Harper cackled and then both women turned and started to stroll down the sidewalk, forgetting about me and Carter completely. I might not have been so offended if Harper hadn’t just been whispering seductively in my ear. “Hey!” When neither woman looked back at us, I turned to Carter. “This is bullshit.” “I’ve never wished I hadn’t been born a twin more than in this moment.”