Between Two Kings (Split or Swallow, #2)

by Lindsay Straube

Consent is assumed unless stated otherwise.”

Lmao IKYFL

He finished a moment later with an anguished groan, releasing his cum into the base of the fountain.

Lmao wtf

He had his father’s cock: impossibly thick at the base. Tem flushed at the sight.

Lmao pls stop

My brother has first rights to you.”

Wtf does that mean

“It means if I were to die, Apollo would be given the option to court you first, before anyone else.

Oh

“How old is Caspen?”

Not you married the man without knowing his age

“Tell me.” “No.” “Why not?” “Because you are too eager to know.”

Caspen wtf

“Perhaps I could be what you want for the night.” “I’m taken, Apollo.” “There are many types of relationships, Temperance. I have no doubt we could find an arrangement that everyone is happy with.”

Lol this mf

Do you wish to taste it?

SCREAAMING

Taste it, Temperance. Put my cum in your mouth. Slide it across your tongue. Swallow it.

🫢

“I have dreamed of slapping Apollo many times. As have others, I am sure. I am pleased someone finally did it.”

🤣🤣

“But you…ate him.”

Lol WE REMEMBER

Evelyn couldn’t possibly satisfy Leo. She looked like she’d never had sex in her life, much less be willing to suck his cock in a carriage simply to torture him. Leo required challenge and strength and power. Evelyn possessed none of those.

Lmao girllll

If Caspen was so comfortable leaving her alone, perhaps she should become comfortable being alone.

Facts

She wanted him to have seen her that way: naked and sweaty and riding his father before riding his brother.

Dont remind me

“You’re always hunting.” “Because I need to eat.” “I want to go with you.” “There is no point.”

Lmao wtf is wrong with this mf

“You could’ve told me you were drinking from a cum fountain, Tem.”

Dwfl 🤣

“So…my brother chose Gabriel.” “What?”

LMAO WTF

Caspen was nowhere to be found either.

He’s become a piece of garbage

A sigh. “Must you question every single thing I tell you?”

!! She’s on my last nerve too bro

“It means that if you do not come now, it will cause a…barrier for all future climaxes.”

🫩 these fucking rules

“It is an honor to have one’s marriage contested.”

LMAO BE SO FR

Tem was a little tired of being told that the inconveniences in her life were an honor. None of this felt like an honor. It felt like an enormous, insurmountable annoyance.

I feel you girl

Tem felt the sudden urge to scream. It was too much, these ridiculous rules and loopholes and traditions.

Im just about ready to scream too girl 🫩

There was only one Seneca who would care enough to contest her marriage to Caspen—one man who would do anything to destroy the home she’d built here. Tem already knew. But Caspen answered anyway. “Rowe.”

ROWE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A DICK ??!!! 🤣🤣🤣 WTF

“But he—he doesn’t even have a—”

Exactly!

“Your marriage has been contested, Temperance,” Adelaide said firmly. “It is not up to you. You must participate.”

Im betting my last dollar this tournament is related to fucking. Because WHY NOT

“Your pleasure.”

LMAO I FUCKING KNEW IT

“The remaining contenders will bring themselves to climax in your honor.” Tem stared at her blankly. “In my honor? And what exactly is the point of that?” “It is meant to impress you. The men who can finish the quickest are the most qualified to wed you.”

🤣 Im actually so sick of this. 8 second Joe where are you when they need you?

He had dimples, Tem realized. They were cute.

Lol I bet

Then she took his hand in hers, raised it to her lips, and licked the cum slowly out of his palm.

I have no words anymore Lindsay

“Vera,” Tem said cautiously. “How are you?” A quick sneer turned those pale lips. “Better than you.” So nothing had changed, then. Despite her bedraggled appearance, Vera was still a bitch. “At least I have a husband,” Tem said.

LMFAO DAMN

The only thing Tem needed was a lobotomy.

I might need one too after this