Between Two Kings (Split or Swallow, #2)

by Lindsay Straube

Apollo threw his head back in laughter. “You are a challenge, Temperance.” “You want a challenge? Go away.”

get his ass

“I can’t believe you’ve been hiding all of this from me.” “I haven’t hidden anything. You’re here, aren’t you?” “You could’ve told me you were drinking from a cum fountain, Tem.” She rolled her eyes again. “You wouldn’t have believed me if I did.”

im in despair

“Tem.” Gabriel turned to her and placed his hands on her shoulders. “You won’t let me flirt with Caspen’s hot brother. You won’t let me drink from the cum fountain. And you won’t let me come in the fountain. What am I even doing here?”

I CANNOT

“My dearest Tem.” He threw his arms around her, lifting her from the bench and spinning her in the air. “You didn’t think I’d miss a sex tournament, did you?”

the amount of basilisk sex traditions in this book have become super annoying but this was funny