Katie kept shooting me suspicious looks, no doubt wondering how my boyfriend could casually drop half a million pounds on a yacht for me. I caught her mouthing “gangster?” at me behind his back more than once. Then Seb offered to invest in her florist business, and her whole demeanour changed. Funny that. One mention of expanding into wedding planning and high-end events, and suddenly Seb wasn’t a potential crime lord anymore—he was a “savvy businessman” with “excellent taste.”