Problematic Summer Romance (Not in Love, #2)

by Ali Hazelwood

“He…It’s a very long and boring story.” “I am a corporate lawyer, girl. My tolerance for boring is higher than the debt ceiling.” “FYI, nothing has changed since the last time we met. I still don’t understand finance-related jokes.” “Poor wittle girl is just a fucking nuclear physicist, boohoo.”

I believed him. Because I’m a fucking idiot.

What did I used to see in this whiny, clueless, cowardly little shit? I wish I’d taken notes. I want a word with past Maya.