“Where does this come from? I thought you were over wanting to use his ‘beautiful rower’s body.’ ” “I didn’t know you were that horny for your best friend’s shoulders, Eli.” “I was quoting you. Directly. I assumed you’d forgotten about him—you haven’t narrated to me all the filthy things you’d want to do to him in explicit detail…in a while, now.” “Should I resume?” “God, no.”
