Not My Type: One Woman vs. a President

by E. Jean Carroll

and when asked how she was feeling, she stated, “fabulous.”

If I were in charge of this runway? I would have the US Women’s Olympic Track and Field Team dishing out ice cream sundaes, and dogs chasing balls. I would have Sofia Coppola shooting the Sacagawea story. I would have Anita Hill and Christine Blasey Ford and Stormy Daniels and a marching band of small girls playing cymbals led by a majorette from Trump University.

Don’t make a scene. Don’t frighten him. This is just a mistake. This is just a joke. He’s just playing. This is stupid. This is nuts. Get it over with. Get him off. Don’t freak him out. Hahahaha! Don’t make a scene. Stay quiet. He’ll stop. If you scream, he’ll kill you.

For the first time in American history, a federal jury hears a summation of the evidence of sexual assault and defamation against a former president of the United States.