The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Fred, the Vampire Accountant, #1)

by Drew Hayes

(I know what you’re thinking; if I can hear so well, how did they catch me by surprise? Well, I don’t go around using my heightened senses willy-nilly. Just think how distracting that would be, especially when I’m trying to get work done!)