The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Fred, the Vampire Accountant, #1)

by Drew Hayes

“You’re a nice guy. We’ve got a good history. Plus, you aren’t that hard on the eyes. And you actually know what I do for a living. Do you know how nice it will be to go out with a guy I don’t have to keep lying to?”