The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Fred, the Vampire Accountant, #1)

by Drew Hayes

“You mentioned your job was counter to relationships, but didn’t clarify what it was. Therefore, I asked what your job was.” “Oh. I’m a . . . cosmetologist. You wouldn’t believe the hours they make us work. No time for dates at all.