The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Fred, the Vampire Accountant, #1)

by Drew Hayes

The upside of never having good looks was that I didn’t have to fear losing them with age.

I had to assume the transitive property was in place. I cared about Albert, Albert cared about Neil, so therefore, I cared about Neil as well.