The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Fred, the Vampire Accountant, #1)

by Drew Hayes

You will eventually discover that under the movie stereotypes, imposed mystique, and overall inflated expectations, each and every one of us is at least a touch more boring than our images would indicate. And that is not a bad thing.

As I was forcibly marched out my own door, scarcely giving me time to secure the locks, it occurred to me that perhaps my previous fever of momentary bravery had set an unrealistic standard in my companion’s eyes. That wouldn’t normally be so bad, but given my history of caving to peer pressure and the expectations of others, it could prove to be problematic.