The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Fred, the Vampire Accountant, #1)

by Drew Hayes

I place the blame for my aggrandized expectations squarely on contemporary media, filling my head with the belief that a ticket to the supernatural also put one on an express train toward coolness and suave charm.

one night I was a mild-mannered accountant with a heartbeat, and the next night I wasn’t. Oh, I was still a mild-mannered accountant, but the heartbeat was long gone.

however, I am a creature of habit as much as of the night.

“Ahhhh, what now?” She tripped over her words as her heart rate went up. I had just caught her off guard.

I bet she's an... "accountant" 😂

Faggy Freddy

yeah... I think this is a DNF