The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Fred, the Vampire Accountant, #1)

by Drew Hayes

snapping as they waited for a command. Ghouls can be split up into two categories: lesser ghouls and greater ghouls (Ghoul Lords). The first are mindless, ravenous, flesh-devouring machines. They have no sense of who they were in life. All they know is an endless, un-abating hunger. Somewhere along the line, people mixed up the mythology of ghouls and zombies. Zombies are like Albert—corpses reanimated for service.

Welcome to the Krystal Disappointment Club, asshole. Tell my father and ex-fiancé “hi” at the next meeting.