The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant (Fred, the Vampire Accountant, #1)

by Drew Hayes

“I provide various means for various people of means. I even comply with all the regulations from the ATF.” “Why do I have a feeling that doesn’t stand for Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms?” “‘Cause you’re right. Alchemy, Thaumatology, and Freshness.”