“I bet you’d be fun to go on a date with. You’re probably all smooth moves and that whole oh, you have something on your shoulder, let me get it for you trick where you end up having your arms around her.” I snort. “The arm around the shoulder. Acting like I can’t hear her, grabbing her stool, and scooting it closer. Pretending like she has something on her face, but it’s really just an excuse to touch her. The perfect date hat trick.”
