“Nice to meet you,” I say, relieved by the lack of handshakes. “No, really. I’m glad you came over. I’m even getting used to your junk just…dangling there.” Colin cocks his head. “Is it not supposed to?” “Maybe Human genitals are usually retracted?” Pavel suggests. “Ah, yes. In those cloacal openings.” Colin nods knowingly. “Like koalas and alligators.”
