Serena: Now that I think about it…Our shitty lives? I wouldn’t have them any other way. Misery: Seriously? No other way? You wouldn’t, idk, skip over the part where the anti-Vampyre coalition mixed up our rooms and pumped you full of carbon monoxide? Serena: What I’m trying to say is that I am grateful that our misfortunes brought us together. Misery: Oh my god. Are you dying? Shit. Serena: Is that the only reason for me to tell you nice things? Misery: It’s the only reason for me to listen to them.
