Unknown number: You are now officially in charge of my sister, so be aware that if she gets so much as a skinned knee, I will fuck up your life. I will steal your identity and ruin your credit score. I will plant evidence of white-collar crimes on your computer. I will take control of your webcam and film you while you’re picking your nose. I will hack your pack directory and impersonate you and send everyone emails about how much you’d love for them to come over and snuggle with you. I will sell your information to the dark web and clone your credit cards and make donations to pro-cancer
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