Me: Hey, fam. Jason: Hi. Renn: Yo. Bianca: Hey, Tate! Me: I have a very serious favor to ask you. Silence fills the chat. I’m about to try to re-engage them when Ripley responds. Ripley: To ask who? Me: All of you with a kid. Renn: Bianca: *gulps* Me: I need to borrow one of them. Jason: One of what? Me: One of your kids. I roll my eyes at their ineptitude. Can’t any of them follow along?
