I grab my phone and pull up the app. Then I type in Kelly Kapowski. Four accounts pull up with the same chick that is definitely not my Kelly. “The fuck?” I open a browser and search for her there. “Why is this only pulling up a television show?” I open one article and discover that Kelly Kapowski is the name of a character from a teenage sitcom. “Her mom must’ve been a fan. People are so weird.”
Well bless your heart
