“Don’t feel bad,” Colin said. “I just happen to have a primal hunger that the ladies respond to.” “Are you getting interested in women?” “Ick, no. Wait, do I get to eat them?” “No!” “Then definitely not.” “Please don’t go around eating women.” “You’re saying that I can eat men?” “Absolutely not.” “Okay.” “Okay?” “I said okay,” Colin insisted while Jason stared at him with suspicion. “Colin.” “Yes?” “You can’t eat gender fluid and non-binary people either.” “Oh, come on. It’s like you don’t want me to eat anyone.”
