Apparently, Rufus’ family runs a school, and Lindy went to teach there. She talks a lot, but lets me steal biscuits, sometimes, so I think she’s a good teacher. She and Stella have been going into their room a lot, like Humphrey and Sophie. What are all these people doing? Neil said that I would figure it out when I wanted to have an egg, which makes no sense. I have eggs for breakfast every day.

