the plane’s side door will open, and I’ll walk down the airstairs with the man I just legally married. Teddy O’Connor is my partner, which makes me gay. It’s a lie, of course. When it comes to sexual attraction, I don’t think I’m . . . well, anything, really. Is that even possible? To be attracted to no one? I’ve always just assumed there’s something broken in me, some software update that never got properly installed.
