Eggs are frying in one pan, bacon sizzling in another, and I think there might be something in the oven. Shit. I can’t cook to save my life. I’m an okay baker, but skillets and I don’t mix. I always burn everything. My mom and sisters usually won’t let me touch anything but the salad spinner. But I suppose this looks easy enough. I flip the bacon as it crackles in its own grease. I don’t know a damn thing about frying eggs though. The oven dings, and I officially panic. I
