"Lord, Jesus, and God, I pray that you hear me and hear me clear. Give any nigga who musters up the strength to think about tasting what I just tasted a change of heart. Crack from the 80s has been marinating in between these beautiful ass thick thighs, Lord, and I have fallen victim. I come to you asking to keep any and everyone who isn't me away from this pussy because I would hate to have to bury the entire male population where my heart be. Amen."