Fourth Wing Parody: Fifth Wing (The Boudoir Series Book 1)

by Reid Mockery

spends all her time reading social media scrolls in the library.”

SOCIAL MEDIA SCROLLS 😂😂

Buster Soreinbut was our brother. While on a mission to scout Gryffindor, he was attacked by a squad of gryphons and they ate him. He was always our mother’s favorite.

A gryphon from Gryffindor ate him!? Hahaha

This is a custom-designed shapewear made of dragon scales. It will protect you.” “It’s tight.” “Yes, it has to be.” “Where did you get this from? I’ve never seen it before.” “I know a guy. His name is Spanx.”

I actually Laughed out loud 😂😂

Next, if you make it across the parapet, seek out Pain Assos.

Pain in the assos 🤣

Jack Barnhole

Jack-off Barnhole 😂

“There is not a Second Wing. Only First, Fourth, and Fifth.” “One, Three, and Four.” “No. One, Fourth, and Fifth.” “Why no Second?” “Nobody knows.” “That’s stupid.” “You can take that up with General Yarros.”

General Yarros hahahaha