Misfortune and Mr. Right (Only Magic in the Building)

by Savannah Scott

Logan breaks the staring match, which in the animal kingdom would mean I won. But of course it doesn’t mean that here.

“Those arms, wheweee. And that hair,” Suze says. “And he can wear a shirt, am I right?” “Everyone’s wearing shirts,” I say, waving my hand around the room. “Not like him,” Chandra adds, unhelpfully.

Mister Rogers did not adequately prepare me for the people in my neighborhood. ~ Unknown

“Well, I’ve never seen you lose at anything you intended to win, so let’s hope this is no exception.” “She’s always been an exception.”