The Last Continent (Discworld, #22; Rincewind, #6)

by Terry Pratchett

“Ow . . .” Ponder slumped to his knees. “It was like wearing a lead suit! I never want to go through that again!” “Suicide’s your best bet, then,” said Ridcully. “Is this going to happen again?” “Probably. At least once, anyway.”