“Begone from This Place Or I Will Smite Thee!” he commanded. “Why?” The god looked taken aback. “Why? You can’t ask why in this situation!” “Why not?” The god looked slightly panicky. “Because . . . Thou Must Go from This Place Lest I Visit Thee with Boils!” “Really? Most people would bring a bottle of wine,” said Ridcully. The god hesitated. “What?” he said. “Or cake,” said the Dean. “Cake is a good present if you’re visiting someone.” “It depends on what kind of cake,” said the Senior Wrangler. “Sponge cake, I’ve always thought, is a bit of an insult. Something with a bit of marzipan is to
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