“I mean, it’s flattering and everything, but I really don’t think I could be goin’ out with a man with a limp.” “Limp what?” Nanny Ogg had always considered herself unshockable, but there’s no such thing. Shocks can come from unexpected directions. “I am a married woman,” said Magrat, smiling at her expression. And it felt good, just once, to place a small tintack in the path of Nanny’s carefree amble through life.

