Carpe Jugulum (Discworld, #23; Witches, #6)

by Terry Pratchett

“Henry?” said the Countess. Lacrimosa looked down sulkily. “Graven Gierachi,” she said. “The one who grows his hair short and pretends he’s an accountant,” said Vlad. “I just hope someone’s told his father, then,” said the Countess.