Carpe Jugulum (Discworld, #23; Witches, #6)

by Terry Pratchett

“I told you!” she said. “That’s Esme Weatherwax down there, that is. I told you! I knew she was just biding her time! Hah, I’d like to see the bloodsucker who could put one over on her!” “I wouldn’t,” said Igor, fervently.