Wild Card

by Elsie Silver

If you were a house, I would sage you.”

deeply lined, leathery skin from years spent in the sun (and not believing in sunscreen).

I love how every Elsie Silver book has a mention about wrinkles and sunscreen

All I know is that the first thing that comes to mind is, If I live, I’m coming after you.

In all those zombie movies and shows, I will never understand those people’s obsession with staying alive. For what? Living in a zombie world where everything sucks and all is lost? No, sir. Not for me. Peace out, bitches.

yess!!

“The world is your oyster, Gwen. But eating oysters with someone else is the best. Do you know why?” “Why?” “Because they make you horny.”

wondering what that must feel like to move through life without questioning every choice and misstep. Meanwhile, I’m dissecting all the places I’ve gone wrong, all the turns I’ve taken to get me where I am today. I’m paralyzed by it.