Wild Card
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“You say Savasana, I say nap,”
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“Bash, we understand. This is your trash can, and we’re just living in it.”
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Were all your good moods in the kidney that you gave away? Are you stuck with the bitchy kidney?”
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“The thing is, Gwen, next time you want to watch me, you should just ask.”
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“That he was a fool to let you get away. But that it was just as well because I could fuck you better.”
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Nothing says I’m into you like sharing rabies over a bowl of Doritos.”
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“You’re my limes, Bash. I’m the tequila. You and me? We’re gonna spend the rest of our lives making margaritas, okay?”