“Hey, Clyde, was Elvis Presley’s death faked?” “Hey, Clyde, was the moon landing faked by the government?” “Hey, Clyde, did they add fluoride to water sources just to make people sickly?” “Hey, Clyde, is the earth flat or round?” “Hey, Clyde, who built the pyramids, Egyptians or aliens?” To that one he says, “Of course the Egyptians built the pyramids, but aliens commissioned them.”
