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When life gives you lemons…” It squeezes the acid right in your fucking eyes.
“Yeah, it’s like when life gives you lemons, don’t be an asshole to the service staff. Or something like that.”
“Oh, tonight? Tonight is just our meet-cute. It’s the night we’ll tell our kids about one day. Remember?”
I’m mature, dammit.
“Why do people say ‘knock, knock’ while actually knocking?” he grumbles. “It’s totally redundant.”
On to the next stop. Maybe this was meant to happen. When life gives you limes…
Maybe if things get awkward downstairs, I can try my hand at impersonating a fainting goat.
“Oh good. We both have a hero complex,”
