Wild Card
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Read between November 9 - November 19, 2025
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And for what it’s worth, when doomsday hits, he’s not invited to my bunker. But you are.”
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“At least then I wouldn’t have to spend all my free time with a guy who cries as he masturbates while thinking about his son’s ex-girlfriend.”
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In perfect script it says Bon voyage, Kidney!
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“The thing is, Gwen, next time you want to watch me, you should just ask.”
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“Don’t act so surprised. I love that big doofus like he’s my own, and to be frank, you’re feeling an awful lot like my second doofus.”
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