“I figured I’d come by to pick your brain about some weird vibes I was catching during her birthday. I thought maybe I was out to lunch, thought I was making it all up until I mentioned it to my mom last night. She apparently doesn’t tell me much, but she at least had the balls to tell me about my birthday party. That she saw you slip into a powder room with my girlfriend before you tore out of their house in a rampage, leaving a hole in the wall.”
so this is awkward
