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my God, are those actual tears forming in his eyes?
“No, this is not over. I can feel your energy.” Feel our energy?
Should have informed you, especially about his current thirst for experiencing life. He heard the word ‘camp’ and you were instantly fucked.”
“Something we tend to forget when married, that we’re tied together in all aspects. What one partner might do affects the other. Whether good or bad. One move tugs on the other and vice versa. That’s why when we’re making our way through life, we need to be aware that our every move is tied to our loved one. We need to be conscious of that.”
“Stop it,” she says, poking my arm. “It’s not funny. I think it’s real.”
“Come out, come out wherever you are. We’re ready to play with you.” “What the fuck is wrong with you?”
“You’re on your own,” she yells through the crack. Wow. What a wife.
“Yeah, real fools. Pretty sure they’re not the ones wielding a dildo out of fear that a beeping snake might attack them when they open their nightstand.”
“Okay, if you want to watch it first, I can go hang out in the bathroom, and then we can rotate.”
Fucking weirdo.
“Here’s a picture of a nipple. You seem to want to rev up your sex life. Maybe treat it as a genie lamp, rub it, and ask for your sex dreams to come true.” He tosses the picture at Chad. Oh my God.
“I don’t require a tent,” she says, lifting her chin, as if she’s trying to call my bluff. Well, guess what? I’m not bluffing.
Uh-oh. That doesn’t sound like a game for two people pretending to be married.
And I like that. I like that a lot.
“You asked.” “I know, but seriously, keep the lip stuff to yourself.”
I pick up her napkin, take the drink from her, and then dab the liquid off her skin gently.
omggggg reference to the beginning of the book!!!
“I’m wearing your shirt.” “I know. It’s the only reason why I’m not pitching a fit.”
“Better watch what you say. I might just take you up on that.” “Pips, if you don’t, I’m going to be pissed.”
“With popcorn and the movie theater candy. Like go all out. No sneaking anything in.” “Spend fifty dollars at concessions, noted.”
“You’re really giving me the Nerds Clusters?” “Babe, that’s how much I like you.”
“The good corner store?” “According to your app, the best corner store.”
I’m slowly learning, I will do anything that brings you true joy.
