start pulling my clothes out when I hear her yelp. “What’s wrong?” “Wilder, come here.” Curious, I set my clothes down and head over to the bathroom, where Scottie is standing, staring straight ahead. I follow her line of sight, straight to the steam shower, where a large dildo is stuck to the wall. “Dear God,” I whisper. “Whatever you do, don’t drop the soap, Scottie. For the love of God, don’t drop the soap.”
