“Yikes, who is that supposed to be?” Chad asks from behind me. I look over my shoulder and stare up at him. “Your mother. Did I not capture her correctly?” His face falls flat, and Wilder lets out a bark of a laugh while I sit there stunned, because where the hell did that come from? I don’t think I’ve ever been that quick on my feet. Ever. Yet I oddly feel really proud. “Cute,” Chad says, moving away from me. “Let me know her address so I can send it to her.”
Im so dead that was funny ass shit lol
